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Delaware Race Weekend
March 21/22, 2008

 

This weekend was great.  We had several first time racers (Brandon,  
Sam, Noah, Ana), some female representation for once! (Sam, Erin, 
Ana), some Hilbert shenanigans (courtesy of Hilbert and...me...), some 
ITT dominance (Mr. Boz), some crit dominance (Sean the Ballerina), some 
hot dog consumption (Adam), some major improvement (Jimmy, Bringer of 
Death), and plenty of the usual Bucknell oggling (...me).  Here's how 
it went down

Saturday:  Road Race
10 miles for M/W intro, 17 for Women's B/Men's D, 34 for C, and 51 for 
B.  Brandon and Sam woke up early to see what this whole racing 
nonsense is about.  I'm pretty sure once they got there they realized 
that bike racing is primarily about 3 things: bike racing, pooping, 
and talking about pooping.  There is a little element of camaraderie 
in there as well I guess.  We had a strong showing for Men's D with 
Admiral Ethan Schrum, The Hilbert, a fully healed Noah, freshly shaved 
Brad, and Jimmy, Bringer of Death/Harbinger of Doom ready to inflict 
some pain on a feisty D field.  With a short course, the pace was hot 
from the start and Brad unfortunately got caught up in the heat of the 
moment and worked too hard to catch the break, but still finished 
respectively within the D field along with Noah, Ethan, and Hilbert.  
Jimmy, like a fire-breathing wolverine/eagle/velociraptor, stuck with 
the lead group like something very sticky and ended up sprinting like 
a 5th place finisher to get 5th place!  The C race also offered plenty 
of excitement as returning powerhouses Maxwell Special K Korus, Mr 
Bosley, Matt "Lover of Tupperware and everything tupperware-like" 
Furlow, Max "finally shaved his legs" feldman, and Adam "Joey 
Chestnut" Siebert took the course in hopes of a penn victory.  The 
trio of MAx2 and Boz set a blistering pace that strung out the field 
and left Matt and Adam chasing after the first lap.  There were 
several attempts at breaks within this select group, but nothing 
organized and it came down to a sprint and Temple's very own Jonathan 
Gurcsik the Third outkicked Max K for the victory, with MAx F and Boz 
coming in at 4th and 7th, respectively.  The B race was represented by 
yours truly and newly upgraded Quaker Golden Boy Sean as Lenny chose 
convalescence over competition.  The B pace actually averaged much 
lower than the C's (a testament to our C squad's strength) and 
consisted of surges at every hill and out of every corner followed by 
mass decelerations and regrouping.  The entire B field stuck together 
until the final mile or so when vermont went to the front and hit the 
gas going into the final two turns.  Sean found himself second wheel 
going into the final turn but the leader slowed down immensely and 
before sean could come from behind, the rest of the pack sprinted 
ahead down the uphill finish.  Coming out of the final turn, I 
foolishly had not been keeping track of the mileage so I had to claw 
my way from the back of the pack to get into contention for the 
sprint.  As evidenced by some of the photos, there was a spectacular 
crash involving one rider going down from rubbing wheels (and two 
flipping over him) and thankfully sean and I had started our sprints 
to either side and narrowly avoided it.  The sprint strung out the 
pack and Sean and I rolled in at 9th and 10th.

Sunday: ITT and Crit
The ITT was much longer (at 5.1 mi) and included plenty of rolling 
hills and turns, and many of us thought it was a well designed 
course.  Jimmy, Noah, and Ethan were all that was left of the D group 
from before and put in some solid times to finish comfortably within 
the D field times.  All 3 C riders put in excellent times Matt (10th), 
Max (3rd), and our very own Justin "the cupcake" Bosley taking home 
the ITT victory and plush zebra from the organizers!  Interesting to 
note, all C riders' times would have put them well in the midst of the 
B times with Boz and MAx's times slotting into the top 3 or so.  As I 
was fumbling to get dressed, I realized I had forgotten my jersey 
(Hilbert, your presence was felt with us that day) and Sean luckily 
had an extra one for me to wear (I expressed my gratitude to him in 
the crit, read on...) Sean and I took the course and put in some 
respectable times as well, Sean coming in 5th and me getting my 3rd 
10th place finish of the season (hopefully this isn't a trend).

The crit, while it had its points of danger, was very enjoyable for 
all and proved to be one of our team's most enjoyable races.  Jimmy 
entered the D field hoping to improve upon his fierce finish from the 
road race and, after getting poor positioning in the beginning, was 
able to make his way up to the lead group that ended up lapping close 
to half of the D field.  The general layout of the course was a short 
flat section through a parking lot, followed by a long descending road 
that went into a brick walkway with a slight lip that provided the 
element of danger/excitement for the entire race.  This left turn went 
right into a reasonably steep uphill that led to the sprint finish and 
back to the level parking lot.  Jimmy looked comfortable in the lead 
group and with one to go attempted to go for the solo victory but 
overestimated himself a mere 100m from the finish, but still finished 
a respectable 10th place.  We also had a lone women's rider 
participate in her first criterium and bike race!  Ana woke up early 
and put up with the toilet humor and men's shenanigans and rode her 
butt off in the women's intro criterium finishing 5th and scoring her 
first points!  The C men entered the crit hoping to show their ITT 
times were no fluke and that's exactly what happened.  With plenty of 
cries of "sandbaggers!" Boz and Max K set a blistering pace with a 
group of dozen riders that lapped so many people.  If I had a nickel 
for every sigh and sound of disgust of riders that got pulled, I'd 
have enough to take Mrs. Zamastil out for a nice seafood dinner at 
Long John Silver's.  Max led for much of the race, collecting nearly 
all of the top prime points during the race.  Coming into the final 
uphill finish, Boz and Max were outfoxed by a columbia rider and came 
in at 2nd and 11th place.  The B race started with a neutral lap 
(which served me no good...) in order for us to get an idea of 
handling the bottom turn over the brick walkway.  During this time I 
tried to position myself near the front since all the other races had 
resulted in large groups that broke away and lapped most of the 
riders.  On the first real lap, we came in way too hot into the turn 
and I followed a uvm rider (literally) off the course, onto the 
sidewalk, into the grass and some gravel, and somehow made it back 
onto the road.  I had gone from about 5th to last place at this point 
and had to really push myself to move back into a safe position so 
sean wouldn't be on his own.  The first half of the race saw several 
solo breaks, but most were reeled in or the rider overextended 
themself, until at one point sean decides to go off the front and work 
with a uvm rider for a while.  At first, I didn't think I had a chance 
fending off the entire field (as strong as sean is) so I waited a lap 
or so until I saw that sean had a 15-20s time gap and then went to the 
front and tried to disrupt any chase by the main field.  Through some 
crafty riding, acting, and a little luck that no real organized chase 
formed, sean was able to solo off the front to victory.  Even more 
amazing was the fact that Sean actually crashed on that bottom turn 
with two to go, and still was able to get back on his bike and finish 
ahead of a lone chaser and the main field.  Once the main group came 
in, 3 solo finishers had already gone by and I sprinted to 7th overall 
to cap off a pretty spectacular weekend for penn cycling all around.  
Overall we finished 9th out of 29 schools!

Unfortunately, we don't have many pictures, but we're working with 
other schools and once our photographers get them uploaded, we'll send 
them your way!

Hopefully we'll have an even better race report next week about our 
hometown showing at the Phlyer!

Ross Marklein
University of Pennsylvania

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