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Sarah Stoecker (???? - 05/2010)
Though
Sarah spent most of her childhood years in Greenwich, Connecticut, this
fact is often challenged when she can't quite explain the difference
between "beer pong" and "Beirut" or when she complains about her one
lame trip to Nantucket. To be fair, she didn't quite embrace the sporty,
sun-kissed culture cherished by so many Greenwichians, preferring
vintage to Vineyard Vines and David Bowie to Dave Matthews. While Sarah
curses the day she decided not to apply to film school, she found a
sweet spot for herself on Penn's campus as an active Cinema Studies
major, a whiny script writer, and a lazy improviser. You were most likely
to find her slaving away at the Cinema office, brainstorming new places
to buy soup, or drinking far too much coffee as she tried to write a
screenplay. Sarah was happy to call herself Without a Net's Director, and
even happier when Joe Lawless called her the Queen.
Anthony Levy (???? - 05/2010)
Anthony
is from Oregon. He would like to teach you how to pronounce that, you
east coast pig. His father is Jewish, his mother Catholic, and his dog
is black. So if you ever get offended about a joke he makes about those
groups--don't worry, he's cool. Stemming from the psychological trauma
of being fat in middle-school, Anthony bases his self-confidence on the
positive feedback he receives. So even if you think he is lame, don't
tell him. He'll only get worse. Never confident in his improvisation,
Anthony thinks the only reason the others keep him in Net was so that
they have something to laugh about at those meetings he knows they have
after practices to which he's never invited. C'mon guys. Lay off.
Laura Keene (???? - 05/2010)
Born and raised in the dusty, merciless mountains
of New Mexico where the tap water is tequila and tacos are currency,
Laura Keen learned to shoot before she could spell. She accidentally
wound up at Penn after her donkey got lost and so decided to stay
awhile. After
a beef and cigarette-scented semester in Buenos Aires spent observing a
culture of fancy free public groping, Laura was back and thrilled to be
reunited with the saucy Net gang. Her future plans involve unemployment
and worldwide fame, in no particular order.
Molly Mitchell (???? - 05/2010)
Molly Mitchell hails from
Portland, Oregon but was raised in Philadelphia. She loves wizards, sorcery, mystical beings and
money. After 4 years in
the NH woods, 3 months in the Hong Kong Mountains, and many hours spent alone in her room she has realized that she
is her #1 fan. After college Molly plans to pursue otherwordly connection as
well as regain funding for her bio-geological research foundation, Jurassic
Potential (...they live!).
Nicholas Stevens (???? - 05/2010)
British
parents... lived in Japan… frequently orders the soup of the day. Swearing Seattle is the modern day Atlantis, he
often spends his time spreading the lore of the Northwest’s legendary
city. In his hay day, this former cub scout would be seen waiting for the
Sonics to return and making sure that Hummus didn’t go out of
business. Someday, Nicholas will become conscious of his ridiculous
height and appetite. Until then, he wants to be Jack from Avatar.
Kendra McCoy (???? - 04/2010)
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