Kathy was born in Tonglin, China - a town so celebrated for its comprehensive collection of air, land, and water pollution, that it was documented in schoolbooks. But enough about that infamous place, this bio is about me...I mean...her (blah...stupid 3rd person). Before age three, Kathy had already suffered numerous head injuries including, but not limited to, being dropped by her mother, crashing into a glass table, and getting hit by a metal plank. We're still waiting to see if she'll turn out retarded.
At age six, Kathy moved to "vanilla ridge" (aka white man's land) Colorado, where she hibernated until she got into Wharton. On a fateful night, she was ambushed by a group of Pennyo's chalking on the compass to promote their concert. They charmed Kathy with their singing, and during the process, sequestered six bucks.
Aside from being possibly retarded, hopelessly atrocious at telling jokes, and remarkably accomplished at butchering idioms/ghetto expressions, Kathy is pretty cool...if I had to say so myself..
Solos Performed:
Tong Lei (Same Kind)
Dong Shi (No Longer Naive)
Yin Wei Ni (Because of You)
Wo Bu Nan Guo (I'm Not Crying)
Chun Yu (Language of the Lips) (duet with Will)
Solos Arranged:
I'm Yours
Jay Chou Medley
Yu Tian (Rainy Day)
Ma Tong (Toilet Bowl)
Po Xiao (Break of Dawn)
Hui Gu Niang (Cinderella)
Yin Wei Ni (Because of You)
Dong Shi (No Longer Naive)
Ben Xiao Hai (Stupid Children)
Wo Bu Nan Guo (I'm Not Crying)
Chun Yu (Language of the Lips)
Lian Ai Da Ren (Professional Flirts)
Zui Qing Feng (Breeze on a Drunken Night)
Mei Tian Ai Ni Duo Yi Xie (Loving You More Each Day)
Tao Yan Hong Lou Meng (Dream of the Red Chambers)
Nan Ren Bu Gai Rang Nv Ren Liu Lei (A True Man Will Never Make A Woman Cry)
