"No, no, Reginald, it's Quadramics." - Archibald
Tyler John "Jack" Stanley
The Tech Director
jty@sas.upenn.edu
Ok, so my real name is Tyler, but I never go by that name, and in fact my parents don't even call me Tyler, they call me Jack. They wanted to call me Jack, but they didn't want to name me John, because my dad's name is John, and they thought having two Johns in the family would be confusing. So logically the less confusing thing to do would be to name me Tyler, have my middle name be John, and then just call me Jack. By the way Jack IS a nickname for John. Long story short, call me Jack. Don't call me Tyler. Some people may call me Tyler, but they're actually evil robots from the future, so don't trust them.
Stanley's kind of a cool name too, I don't mind that. But you kind of have to be cool to pull it off, so don't try calling me Stanley unless you think you've got the cajones.
I don't put milk on my cereal, and I don't put jelly on my peanut butter sandwiches. I like all pets, particularly cats. I once held a hummingbird. Really!